Day One: The Food Nazi has arrived this morning. Laying in wait, I found him in the living room in place of my older brother. Benjamin has left for the duration of the diet and in his place? Rear Admiral Food Nazi.
In place of breakfast I chose to go back to sleep. Mmmmmm. I feel full. Pfft. Lunch consisted of a 2 cups Cheerios, 1 cup milk, and dash of Splenda (gross stuff). I told my brother I was hungry and he thought up the cereal idea since we actually haven't gone grocery shopping yet. He then told me the measuring cup was in the sink and I was like WTF? Yes, we have to actually measure out the Cheerios and Milk. I immediately pictured myself barricaded in a closet eating a giant bowl of cereal. Suicide by over-eating. Gross. We need to cut up bags of veggies to snack on, otherwise I'm sure to murder someone.
I've also been ordered to choose a yoga/Pilates exercise video. My nieces will probably join me on this little adventure as if it's not embarrassing enough. So Day 1 of Operation Humiliation is underway.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment